someone is going to die on a vine video someday there is going to be a vine of someone murdering another person
Reblogging for tags.
I’ve began procrastinating my showers…My life has hit a new low *sigh*
vine is where child stars go to remain great
[DJ voice] this song goes out to everyone who let me copy off of their algebra homework
This is beautiful. And on the topic of sleepovers and kids getting stuck in uncomfortable situations: My mom and I had a code, ever since my first sleepover. I would always call home to say goodnight, and if I asked “How is the cat doing?”, it meant that I wasn’t comfortable and I wanted her to pick me up. I did use this code a few times, and whenever I did, my mom came up with the excuses for me. I was never stuck at a sleepover I didn’t want to be at - and as a child with anxiety and social phobia, this was a great system.
posts like these are the reason i love tumblr
About the sagging pants, children should know where the style came from. (The pants = from prisons, in which male prostitutes would sag their pants as a symbol)
They should learn certain rules of conduct for settings in which a certain style is required, but they should also have the liberty to make the decisions of what they make on their own so that they feel comfortable.
Ten and Rose
"Ten and Rose"
Homosexuality is kind of like Milk.
You have whole, half-and-half, 2%, and skim:
Whole gay is 100% my-gender-only.
Half-and-Half is Bisexuality, and it goes well with coffee.
2% Gay is Straight, but Shit Happens.
Skim Gay is 99% straight, until exposed to Tom Hiddleson and/or Jennifer Lawrence:
'But shit happens' hahahahaha
And all of them taste wonderful when you add chocolate syrup.
Lil nigga sippy cup and everything